Ozzie Guillén Sr. is out for the week. What happened? Is he on the IL? Nah, he just had something else to do. But Ozzie Jr. and Oney are holding it down, and they're discussing someone who is very much on the IL, Eloy Jiménez, the White Sox slugger who ruptured his pectoral tendon. Ouch! Also, what? That got the guys thinking about some of the oddest injuries in Major League Baseball. Not for the squeamish.